drunk Yoda & marshmellow guns
two weekends ago my bestie & I decided to check out this new bar not far from our house, and ended up meeting some really chill people. After we left the bar we all hung out for a bit and before leaving, invited us to come to a “may the 4th be with you” party they were throwing.
Lets skip ahead to the party..
drunk Yoda, beer pong, and a pow-wow talk regarding the mysterious vomit in their bathroom sink from the previous weekend.


Another friend showed up just as we had decided to head out and said we should go to “Bobby’s” (names changed), he was having a birthday party. We went to say hi & happy birthday, but ended up staying til 4am.

Restraining this velvet freak wasn’t easy.
Needless to say it was a good time but we had to split to be sure we could bring our “A” game for Cinco de Mayo the next day.
YOU’VE BEEN WARNED
this past weekend was incredible to say the least, and it made me think. I’m going to start recording this remarkable journey that I call life. So, every few days I’ll reveal all of the vulgar, unimaginable, and psychedelic experiences I encounter.
let the mayhem begin.
(Source: jamjars)
"I like flaws and feel more comfortable around people who have them. I myself am made entirely of flaws, stitched together with good intentions."
— Augusten Burroughs (via black-tangled-heart)
(Source: arpeggia, via likeafieldmouse)